i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i dont even know how to be here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
