He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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