Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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