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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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