Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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