i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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