I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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