Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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