in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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