If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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