Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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