She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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