Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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