You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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