can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
