I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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