I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
she told me i tasted like america
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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