Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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