My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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