I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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