if you like me you must not know who I am
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So much rum. So many feels.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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