She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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