Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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