Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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