doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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