No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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