'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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