my phone needs a breathalizer
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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