Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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