How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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