But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
