"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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