I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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