Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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