She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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