you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
