Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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