He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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