I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
