We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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