My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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