With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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