I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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