Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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