in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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