dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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