yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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