She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
