you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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