Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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