would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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